Fwd: The Lords Prayer

This is in two parts, The Prayer is in blue letters and GOD in red letters . ********* Our Father Who Art In Heaven. Yes? Don't interrupt me. I'm praying. But -- you called ME! Called you? No, I didn't call you. I'm praying. Our Father who art in Heaven. There -- you did it again! Did what? Called ME. You said, "Our Father who art in Heaven" Well, here I am.. What's on your mind? But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just saying my prayers for the day. I always say the Lord's Prayer. It makes me feel good, kind of like fulfilling a duty. Well, all right. Go on. Okay, Hallowed be thy name . Hold it right there. What do you mean by that? By what? By "Hallowed be thy name"? It means, it means . . good grief, I don't know what it means. How in the world should I know? It's just a part of the prayer. By the way, what does it mean? It means honored, holy, wonderful. Hey, that makes sense.. I never thought about what 'hallowed' meant before. Thanks. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Do you really mean that? Sure, why not? What are you doing about it? Doing? Why, nothing, I guess. I just think it would be kind of neat if you got control, of everything down here like you have up there. We're kind of in a mess down here you know. Yes, I know; but, have I got control of you? Well, I go to church. That isn't what I asked you. What about your bad temper? You've really got a problem there, you know. And then there's the way you spend your money -- all on yourself. And what about the kind of books you read ? Now hold on just a minute! Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the rest of those People at church! Excuse ME.. I thought you were praying for my will to be done.. If that is to happen, it will have to start with the ones who are praying for it. Like you -- for example .. Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups. Now that you mention it, I could probably name some others. So could I. I haven't thought about it very much until now, but I really would like to cut out some of those things. I would like to, you know, be really free. Good. Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work together -- You and ME. I'm proud of You.. Look, Lord, if you don't mind, I need to finish up here. This is taking a lot longer than it usually does. Give us this day, our daily bread. You need to cut out the bread... You're overweight as it is. Hey, wait a minute! What is this? Here I was doing my religious duty, and all of a sudden you break in and remind me of all my hang-ups. Praying is a dangerous thing. You just might get what you ask for. Remember, you called ME -- and here I am. It's too late to stop now. Keep praying. ( pause . . ) Well, go on. I'm scared to. Scared? Of what? I know what you'll say. Try ME. Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us. What about Ann? See? I knew it! I knew you would bring her up! Why, Lord, she's told lies about me, spread stories. She never paid back the money she owes me. I've sworn to get even with her! But -- your prayer -- What about your prayer? I didn't -- mean it.. Well, at least you're honest. But, it's quite a load carrying around all that bitterness and resentment isn't it? Yes, but I'll feel better as soon as I get even with her. Boy, have I got some plans for her. She'll wish she had never been born. No, you won't feel any better. You'll feel worse. Revenge isn't sweet. You know how unhappy you are -- Well, I can change that.. You can? How? Forgive Ann. Then, I'll forgive you; And the hate and the sin, will be Ann's problem -- not yours. You will have settled the problem as far as you are concerned. Oh, you know, you're right. You always are. And more than I want revenge, I want to be right with You . . (sigh). All right, all right . . I forgive her.. There now! Wonderful! How do you feel? Hmmmm. Well, not bad. Not bad at all! In fact, I feel pretty great! You know, I don't think I'll go to bed uptight tonight. I haven't been getting much rest, you know. Yeah, I know. But, you're not through with your prayer, are you? Go on. Oh, all right.. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Good! Good! I'll do that. Just don't put yourself in a place where you can be tempted. What do you mean by that? You know what I mean. Yeah. I know. Okay. Go ahead. Finish your prayer. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Amen. Do you know what would bring me glory -- What would really make me happy? No, but I'd like to know.. I want to please you now. I've really made a mess of things. I want to truly follow you.. I can see now how great that would be. So, tell me . . . How do I make you happy? YOU just did. ______________________________

St Theresa

In case you are not aware!, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways, meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love. She is represented by roses... May everyone who receives this message be blessed?

Saint Theresa's Prayer
May today there be peace within.
May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.
May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.
May you be confident knowing you are a child of God. Let this presence settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love.
It is there for each and every one of us.

Faith & Life August 2010

	Faith and Life News | Catholic Diocese of Wollongong PASTORAL PLANNING INVITATION to attend the Second Pastoral Planning Plenary Session on Saturday 18 September (10.00am-2.30pm) at Saint Patrick's College Campbelltown (4 St John's Road, Campbelltown).  Morning Tea and Lunch provided. The purpose of the Second Plenary Session is to come together as a Diocese and develop ACTIONS for the Diocesan Pastoral Plan. Check out our website www.ourjourneyahead.org.au for more information and look out for the next issue of Journey Magazine (due out early September) which will contain important information on the draft actions leading up to the Plenary Session. RSVP to Jane Edwards at pastoralplanning@woll.catholic.org.au or 4253 0899. Y God is on this Sunday (for those aged 16-35ish) 3.00pm at St Paul's Parish, Camden.  Come along and join in the conversation with Fr Christian Fini - 'Footy Fever: Australia's Real Religion'.  For more information contact Loretta on 4253 0809 or email youth@dow.org.au. BEGINNING THEOLOGY COURSE commencing September.  Study from home and meet with fellow students in Campbelltown, Kiama or Wollongong.  Contact Jane Edwards on 4253 0899 or jane.edwards@woll.catholic.org.au for more information. 21/22 August International Lighthouse Weekend Creation Walk (3) Learn about the geology and view fossils on the part of the earth we now live in. Parish of Ss Peter & Paul, Kiama, Lighthouse Project.  Contact Ann 4234 0865, Marie 4232 1535 or Ben 4232 2319   21-29 August 8 Day Directed Retreat Listen in the silence, with no other light but that which in your heart burns for God.  Accompanied by the Retreat Team.  St Mary's Towers, Douglas Park.  4630 9159 24 August Catholic Women's League Diocesan Meeting, 10.00am.  Xavier Centre, Bellambi 27 August Prayer Around the Cross Drawing inspiration from the prayers and music of Taize in France reconciling people from across faith denominations to offer a quiet atmosphere for prayer and reflection. Gerringong, St Mary's Catholic Church, Fern Street 7.00pm.  Contact John Brentnall 4464 1034 29 August  Many Cultures – One in Christ, Mass & Festival commencing 2.00pm at St John Vianney's Church, 1 Cabbage Tree Lane, Fairy Meadow.  Come and celebrate the wonderful cultural diversity of our Diocese with Bishop Ingham and our many cultural communities.   The annual Mass and festival is a great opportunity to experience the breadth of cultures within our Diocese.  The day includes a procession of national flags, food sampling and cultural concert items. 31 August Spirituality in the Pub Bulli Heritage Hotel, Princes Highway, Bulli.  7.30pm – 9.00pm Contact Simonette Bunder 4227 5637 or wollsip@gmail.com 3 – 9 September Meditations on Mark's Portrait of Jesus and His Relationship with His Chosen Disciples Six Day Preached Retreat Presenter Fr Anthony Arthur msc Cost $450 full accommodation. Begins 6.00pm on first day and ends 3.00pm with Eucharist on last day. Hartzer Park Centre, Eridge Park Contact 4861 3223 hartzprk@bigpond.net.au 3 – 5 September Through Nature to God – Weekend Retreat Nature "proclaims the glory of God" Ps 18: we will look a this great truth in the Bible and in the Spiritual Canticle of St John of the Cross. Fr Johnny Arattukulam OCD Mount Carmel Retreat Centre, Varroville 9603 1433 September 4, 11 & 25 WORKSHOPS: NEW TRANSLATION OF THE MISSAL.  Three regional gatherings will be conducted by the Diocesan Liturgical Commission to introduce the new translation of the Missal to be implemented in all Parishes during 2011.  All parishioners are invited.  There is one session repeated in each of the regions of the Diocese.  Choose the session most convenient for you.  Details are as follows: VARROVILLE, Saturday, 4 September. 10.00am -1.00pm, Our Lady of Mount Carmel Parish hall, St Andrews Road. ALBION PARK, Saturday, 11 September.  10.00am -1.00pm, St Paul's Parish hall, Tongarra Road. NOWRA, Saturday, 25 September.  10.00am -1.00pm, St Michael's Parish Centre, 20 North Street. Please phone 4253 0934 to register or email helen.bennett@woll.catholic.org.au   4 September Country and Western Music Club Good News Community Prayer and leisure program for adults with a disability.  Sr Jeanie Heininger 0405 158 763   8 September Mary Night Devotions to Our Lady. 7.00pm.  St Patrick's Port Kembla Parish 10 September Life Ascending Bookclub 10.00am – 12noon Life Ascending is for Catholics and all Christians in their middle and later years.  Spirituality to deepen awareness of God in their lives.  Friendship to create and enjoy close and lasting friendships.  Loving Service to share their wisdom and concern for all those in need.  Our Bookclub tries to achieve the above by sharing our insights in the books we have decided to read. Contact Simonette Bunder 4227 5637 11 September Doing God's Will & Forgiving Others – Day Retreat We will look at what St Teresa has to teach us about these two vital aspects in our journey to God.  Fr Aloysius Rego OCD.  Mount Carmel Retreat Centre, Varroville 9603 1433 12 September Bush Mass and Family Picnic Connected to each other in the Body of Christ we celebrate Mass with and in God's creation: amidst the wondrous cathedral of trees and accompanied by the birdsong chorus. Join us around God's table and afterwards for the family picnic lunch. Parish of Ss Peter & Paul, Kiama, Lighthouse Project Contact Ann 4234 0865, Marie 4232 1535 or Ben 4232 2319 16 September e-Conference: Jesus the Christ Three venues: Wollongong, Varroville or Oak Flats Keynote: Fr Gerald Collins SJ There will be special regional gatherings for people to watch and discuss this national adult faith enrichment opportunity. Alternatively, view it on your own computer. For details contact 4253 0900. 17 – 23 September Spirituality of Aging 6 Day Guided Retreat on Ageing A retreat for older people, based on the belief that the evening of life is a season to love the things of God, the people of God and be one in God.  It is said that the focus of the first half of life is to learn how to make the outer journey.  The task of the second half is embracing the inner journey of the soul. Whether one is just stepping into this stage of life, or is well along its path, the invitation offered is gentle hospitality towards oneself, others and God.  We attend to deepening our intimacy with God in company with Jesus, as we continue, or embark upon this last and greatest stage of our life's journey. This retreat enables us to bring the workshops and seminars on aging and retirement to the deeper level of prayer and relationship. Presented by Sr. Mary Baker rsj, Sr. Lois Ann Richardi csfn, and Mrs. Barbara Bowring St Mary's Towers, Douglas Park.  4630 9159 24 September Prayer Around the Cross Drawing inspiration from the prayers and music of Taize in France reconciling people from across faith denominations to offer a quiet atmosphere for prayer and reflection. Jamberoo, Uniting Church, Whyalla Road 7.00pm.  Contact John Brentnall 4464 1034 25 September FOOD, WINE & MUSIC FAIR, BOWRAL in the grounds of St Thomas Aquinas, Bowral 10.00am – 4.00pm.  In the evening a musical show "The Buddy Holly Story" will be held at the same venue.  This is a well known show with international repute. Tickets: $25.00 adults and $5.00 for children under 12.  Food and bar available.  No BYO.  For information telephone 4861 1902. 26 September Living from the Heart Prayer Day Facilitator Sr Megan Donohue olsh 9.30am – 4.00pm; cost $80 includes lunch, morning tea and afternoon tea Hartzer Park Centre, Eridge Park Contact 4861 3223 hartzprk@bigpond.net.au   26 September Social Justice Sunday 27 September to 3 October Enjoying God - Women Mystics 6 Day Guided Retreat Presented by Dr. Kerrie Hide msc St Mary's Towers, Douglas Park.  4630 9159
Catholic Diocese of Wollongong, 86-88 Market Street (PO Box 1239), Wollongong NSW 2500. For more information, please call (02) 4253 0900 or email info@dow.org.au

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Invitation | Second Plenary Session - Pastoral Planning

Hi All

 

I am writing to invite you to our Second Pastoral Planning Plenary Session on Saturday 18 September (10am-2.30pm) at Saint Patrick's College Campbelltown (4 St John's Road, Campbelltown).

 

Our Working Groups (with the assistance of Reference Groups) have been working hard over the past three weeks developing actions for the draft goals that emerged out of our First Plenary Session in June.

The purpose of the Second Plenary Session is to come together again as a Diocese and consider the draft actions of the Working Groups, prioritise them and propose additional actions if necessary.  Therefore, we want as many people to participate as possible!

 

We will provide you with preliminary information on the draft actions before the Second Plenary Session via Journey Magazine which is due out mid September, so look out for that.

 

In addition to the information in the invitation flyer (below and attached), please note the following:

 

1. RSVP IS ESSENTIAL for catering purposes.  Morning Tea and Lunch will be provided with vegetarian options.  You can RSVP by replying to this email.
2. We will provide crèche facilities if there is a demand.  Please let us know if you require crèche facilities in the RSVP.
3. The venue (Saint Patrick's College Hall) has disabled access.
4. AUSLAN interpreters for the deaf community will be provided on the day. Please advise in your RSVP if you require this service.
5. If you require help with transport to and from the event, please let us know when you RSVP, and we may be able to assist in connecting you with people in your community that will be attending.  I will advise in a later email in relation to parking facilities.

 

Please forward this invitation to anyone that you think would be interested in attending and please continue to pray for our Diocese as we journey ahead.  I look forward to seeing you at the Plenary Session.

 

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us via this email or Jane Edwards on 4253 0899. I can also be contacted on 4253 0902.

 

God Bless

Daniel Hopper

Coordinator of Pastoral Planning

Diocese of Wollongong

 

 

 

MacKillop_Auditions

	MARY MACKILLOP DRAMA Young actors needed... When we gather as the Diocese of Wollongong on Sunday, 31 October at the WIN Entertainment Centre to celebrate the canonisation of Blessed Mary MacKillop, a cast of young adults will be presenting the mission and spirituality of Mary through drama, music and song. We are calling all young people (16-30) who would like to take part in bringing the spirit of Mary MacKillop to the stage to come along to auditions. If you would like to take part please do not let fear of auditioning get in the way. The audition process is simply a way for the production team to cast suitably and all those who come along will be cast in the production. This will be a once-in-a-lifetime celebration -be a part of it! All performers will be required to take part in dranatic and vocal auditions, although there will be non singing roles so a wiollingness to sing in public is not a requirement. You will also be asked to provide personal contact details and sign a Casting Agreement. Further details regarding rehearsals will be available at the auditions. It would be helpful if you could let us know by email that you will be attending, but it is not essential. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to email me at youth@dow.org.au. Peace, Loretta Brinkman Youth & Young Adult Coordinator
Catholic Diocese of Wollongong, 86-88 Market Street, Wollongong NSW 2500. For more information, please call (02) 4253 0900 or email info@dow.org.au